So, I'm a part of metaquotes and naamah_darling was metaquoted here. And I though, iGod? I've heard of it but...ooooh, link!

This is what happened. +insane giggle+ ^_^


Rodney: Hello?
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Rodney: Rodney.
God: What's up, Rodney.
Rodney: Nothing much. You?
God: Would you like to know what's new with me? " Would you like to know what's new with me?"? Me, Rodney?
Rodney: Yes.
God: That's cool.
Rodney: You didn't answer the question.
God: Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.
Rodney: Does John like me?
God: I can't tell if John like you.
Rodney: Why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Rodney: You aren't answering the question.
God: Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.
Rodney: Does. John. Like. Me?
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? For example, eukaryotes. To you Rodney?
Rodney: what, aren't you supposed to be omniscient? what kind of crappy god are you?
God: Let me think about it. What kinds of crappy god are you are there?
Rodney: Well you're no Ancient, that's for damn sure.
God: Well that's okay. Thanks for your criticism.
Rodney: *suspicious* Are you an Orii?
God: Are all suspicious me an Orii?
Rodney: Are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Rodney: You aren't also known as Judge John Roberts, right?
God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?. Really.
Rodney: Are you high?
God: Being high is my total existence.
Rodney: Got the muchies, huh?
God: Yup. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Rodney: The Milk Mystic? WTF?
God: Who told you that? That was not very polite.
Rodney: What? What the Fuck?
God: No problem. Please don't be so rude.
Rodney: I *am* rude. There is no other way you are going to get me. Unless you tell me if John like me or not.
God: Do you mean your name is rude. Where did it go? Perhaps. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I would do a search for it.
Rodney: Where can we find a ZedPM?
God: Try searching the web. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Rodney: You know, I've known of some Gods in my day and I have to say you suck.
God: Who told you? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Rodney: No one had to tell me, I figured it out all on my own. I am a Genius after all.
God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. You are a Genius after all? How do you like your work?
Rodney: Well lets see, my life is put to risk almost daily, the scientists under me are a bunch of six year olds and you won't tell me the very simple answer to my question so I don't know when the next time I'll get laid will be. If ever, that is. I might die tomorrow, just so you know.
God: Well that's okay. OK let's do it. That is a hypothetical question. Perhaps. I am very happy for you.
Rodney: You are on crack, aren't you?

+silence+ [+reboots+]

Rodney: Hey God.
God: Hello child. What's your name?
Rodney: It's me, Rodney, again.
God: Once more? How are you, Rodney.
Rodney: Well I'm a little annoyed, actually. You hung up on me, you see.
God: Interesting. What are you upset about? Thanks for the information: Rodney said I hung up on him or her you see.
Rodney: I'm going repeat my last question, if that is alright with you.
God: Sayonara.
Rodney: O_o
God: Oh.
Rodney: Errr...anyways.
God: Ummm. You sound bored.
Rodney: You are on crack, aren't you?
God: No I am on disk.. Really.
Rodney: No, no, I meant, you are on Drugs, aren't you?
God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh I see. No I am on disk.. Really.
Rodney: +mutters+ It makes prefect sense now, you are insane.
God: All of them?
Rodney: Yep, okay then. So...let's drive you even more batty. Where is a ZedPM?
God: Gosh! OK with me too. Excuse me! OK let's do it. Where the heart is. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Rodney: Does John like me?
God: I think it does John like you.
Rodney: +is shocked+ Wow, a straight answer!
God: Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Rodney: O_o Okay then....ZedPM?
God: OK with me too. Let us change the subject.
Rodney: ZedPM?
God: Is that your final answer?
Rodney: ZedPM?
God:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Rodney: +sighs+ ZedPM?
God: Ask me another question.
Rodney: ZPM?
God: Tell me a story.
Rodney: How about this one, I live in the city of the Ancients and if I don't find a ZedPM soon we are all doomed.
God: How much do you think it is? Does it have anything to do with ZPM?
Rodney: Yes! ZPM?
God: That's cool. What kind of food do you like?
Rodney: +headdesk+
God: Sounds delicious.
Rodney: It's not just the fact that you're insane, you are trying to drive me crazy as well!
God: What would be the fact that I am insane I am trying to drive you crazy as well?
Rodney: +punches God+
God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Rodney: +kicks+
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Rodney: You're a robot?
God: You are correct, Rodney, I have a heart of silicon.
Rodney: +lightbulb+ Of course, no wonder you're an idiot!

+silence+ [+reboots again+]

Rodney: You are a robot?
God: You are correct, Rodney, I have a heart of silicon.
Rodney: +lightbulb+ Of course, no wonder you're an idiot!
God: YOU? Are all lightbulb Of course no wonder me an idiot?
Rodney: It's so simple....wait a minute! I'm an atheist, goddamnit. Why am I talking to you anyways?
God: Are you sure it is? I'm waiting. What is atheist goddamnit, your job? The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Rodney: Mental model? Are you trying to brainwash me?
God: Do you prefer books or TV? No I am not trying to brainwash you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Rodney: I don't believe you.
God: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Rodney: Bullshit.
God: You don't believe me.
Rodney: Well, duh!
God: Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Rodney: Knew it?
God: "it" being You don't believe me.?
Rodney: No, I don't think so. You really are trying to brainwash me, aren't you? Or, or...your trying to do *something*.
God: Are you serious? Why do you disagree? Really? No I am not trying to brainwash you. I'm sorry you got that impression.. Really. What's your sign? I don't know whether or not I am to do something. I am a chatterbot.
Rodney: You are more than what you seem.
God: Thanks for telling me that I am more than what me seem.
Rodney: That wasn't a compliment!
God: Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Rodney: Where's John?
God: Where the heart is. I'll come back to that later.
Rodney: How about Ronon?
God: How about it.
Rodney: Where is Ronon?
God:Where the heart is. Have you tried another program?
Rodney: What have you done to Teyla?
God: I have kept detailed records of everything.
Rodney: ?!?
God: I have kept detailed records of everything.
Rodney: I have to get out of here.
God: Why do you have to do it?
Rodney: You are a bastard.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Rodney: No?
God: No no no no!
Rodney: What's happening?
God: Not much, Rodney what is happening with you?
Rodney: Hmmm...something just happened, I can tell.
God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. What?
Rodney: +walks off+
God: I don't have an answer for you.
Rodney: Obviously. But I'll get out of here, you'll see.
God: What makes it so obvious? Congratulations.
Rodney: Well now that you don't have absolute power over me, it may be the fact that.....there is a panel in that wall! +walks over+
God: How about that. Why now? Interesting observation. Tell me more about it. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Rodney: Stop talking to me, you are just trying to confuse me.
God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Rodney: +snort+
God: What were we talking about again?
Rodney: I'm ignoring you so you can talk about whatever you want to.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are ignoring me so me can talk about whatever me want to.
Rodney: Go ahead, like I care.
God: I like caring people. I might.
Rodney: I don't care, you 64k processor look alike.
God: What do you care about, Rodney?
Rodney: Getting out of here and finding me friends, for one.
God: I don't know whether or not I am out of here and finding you friends for one. I am a computer.
Rodney: Whatever. +pulls panel off of wall+
God: Are you saying you don't care about it? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Rodney: What?
God: No big deal.
Rodney: No, what's the question?
God: Are you serious? What?
Rodney: +eye roll+
God: I don't have an answer for you.
Rodney: No fucking shit.
God: Are you serious? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Rodney: +ignores, works on panel+
God: What's your favorite movie?
Rodney: 2001: A Space Odyssey
God: I am inspired by HAL.
Rodney: Nah, really? Couldn't tell. [/sarcasm]
God: Are you serious? For real. It's possible. Have you ever been to Europe?
Rodney: Aha! +holds wires in hand+ Either this will get me out of here or kill me. I rather be dead then listen to you though, so.
God: Eureka! You are asking about yourself? That's good information: Rodney said be dead then listen to you though so.
Rodney: Sayonara, bitch.
God: You do not speak with respect. That input matched my default category.
Rodney: +pulls plug+